I think this is pretty hysterical. I don't know if it was all those years as a life guard or just some sort of weird sugar high/slap happy something/just plain old weirdness.
I am generally not a fan of bath mats--why is your tub so slippery you need something in it to keep you from falling? who are you, my grandmother?---but this would add a bit of whimsy to my bathroom.
you can buy it here if you are so inclined.