I am going to admit something----I have never touched a lawn mower. I have never had to mow a lawn, until now. I am a lawnscaping virgin. I grew up in a townhouse and the community had a lawn service. And since then I have lived in apartments or rented and the lawn care was not part of the deal. So this weekend I am headed to Lowe's/Home Depot/where ever you buy lawn tools to pick out my first lawn mower. I will let you all know the first time I have to mow the lawn so you can come over, drink beer, and laugh at me trying to start the lawn mower and then actually use it while keeping all my digits and limbs. (How hard can it be..most 10 year olds can do it so why can't a 34 year old?!)
Hopefully my lawn won't look like a drunk mowed it...oh wait, well let's just hope I don't lose a digit. We can work our way up to patterns.