SPREADABLE BACONImagine using this on a BLT instead of regular mayo. It's double the bacon pleasure.
Are you a stripper, a porn star, or Paris Hilton? Maybe you're not, but you want everyone to think you are. If that's the case, this bedding has your name written all over it. (Actually it has Ed Hardy's name all over it and that's just as tacky.)
While shopping CB2 I saw this book and it states it is designed to help you figure out the next five years of your life. It also states it's perfect for anyone going through a life change. Based on the stock market, the state of the economy, and the job situaiton in Cleveland, it looks like we all could use this book. And it's not The Secret.
Normally, I think dressing your pet up is cruel and unusual punishment. People like Paris Hilton dress up their pet and why would ANYONE want to be like Paris Hilton? Well give me a tube of Valtrex and call me Paris, because these costumes are cute.
Why do you release commercials of the exact song I am obsessing over at the moment? You did the same thing to me last year with 1, 2, 3, 4.
So the holiday season is almost upon us and with that means lots of family gatherings. Don't you just love family?! No judgement from them, at all. I am getting sick of them commenting on how my hair is a different color every time they see me. Or asking me when I am getting married. Maybe I can order this sleeve of fake tattoos to wear on Thanksgiving and give the family a new topic to talk about.
This morning I headed to my nearest Lowe's and wandered around like a lost puppy while searching for the items I needed. I have been DIY girl today. OK maybe I just repotted some plants, patched a small hole in the wall, hung a light, and put plastic up on the windows-HARDLY DIY. I really need a better reason to take a day off work.
But on the plus side since hanging the plastic the house has warmed up to a BALMY 58 degress.