May your walk be short

Currently this is my air freshener in my car:

My car is not smelly, I just love stupid air fresheners. Some people have a forest of those stinky trees, I have better taste.

I am afraid that now that I have this F-U air freshener I am going to get pulled over and the friendly (and hopefully forgiving) police officer is not going to be as witty as I am or find me and my air freshener very charming. Maybe a little help from Jesus would be better.

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